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Stories by Pancho

100 Beers of Solitude

One night I threw a guy headfirst off the roof. Don't judge me til you hear this. Story starts @ 3:10

The Playborhood

Women Who Rule

The Secretary of Deals has a dark secret. Meanwhile, the President tries to stop the leaks pouring from the oval office toilet. Story starts @ 0:00

This rich prick bought 10 million acres of national parkland so his kids could build a fort. Don't worry. There will be blood.  Story starts @ 2:10


When Richard Nixon becomes President in 1969, all of the other Presidents begin to mysteriously get old and die... Conspiracy, or the benign passage of time? YOU decide! Story starts @ 1:40

Stories by Pluribus

It is often said that a nation should be judged by the way it treats its least fortunate—the old, the young, the sick, the poor—in other words, America’s legacy should rest upon its commitment to A Greater Good. But in the 21st Century, does this “feel good” conventional wisdom still pass the smell test? (read more)

First they came for the stockbrokers, and I did not speak out because I was not a stockbroker…Then they came for the hedge fund managers, and I did not speak out because I was not a hedge fund manager…Then they came for the 1%, and I did not speak out because I was not (yet) in the 1%…Now they’re coming for me – and that just pisses me off... (read more)

As someone dead and almost-famous once said: “In a Nation built on democratic values, the People get the quality of leadership they deserve…” right before looting a stack of Playboys from the Capitol Hill locker room and falling down 17 flights of stairs ass-to-mouth first (thank-you for your service, most uncited sir—you never pretended to be anything greater than you never weren’t)... (read more)

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