PANCHO MORRIS
Stories by Pancho
100 Beers of Solitude
One night I threw a guy headfirst off the roof. Don't judge me til you hear this. Story starts @ 3:10
The Playborhood
Women Who Rule
The Secretary of Deals has a dark secret. Meanwhile, the President tries to stop the leaks pouring from the oval office toilet. Story starts @ 0:00
This rich prick bought 10 million acres of national parkland so his kids could build a fort. Don't worry. There will be blood. Story starts @ 2:10
Richard
When Richard Nixon becomes President in 1969, all of the other Presidents begin to mysteriously get old and die... Conspiracy, or the benign passage of time? YOU decide! Story starts @ 1:40
Stories by Pluribus
It is often said that a nation should be judged by the way it treats its least fortunate—the old, the young, the sick, the poor—in other words, America’s legacy should rest upon its commitment to A Greater Good. But in the 21st Century, does this “feel good” conventional wisdom still pass the smell test? (read more)
First they came for the stockbrokers, and I did not speak out because I was not a stockbroker…Then they came for the hedge fund managers, and I did not speak out because I was not a hedge fund manager…Then they came for the 1%, and I did not speak out because I was not (yet) in the 1%…Now they’re coming for me – and that just pisses me off... (read more)
As someone dead and almost-famous once said: “In a Nation built on democratic values, the People get the quality of leadership they deserve…” right before looting a stack of Playboys from the Capitol Hill locker room and falling down 17 flights of stairs ass-to-mouth first (thank-you for your service, most uncited sir—you never pretended to be anything greater than you never weren’t)... (read more)
